Things to do before MERENTAS DESA

have the feeling of running but don't know what to do?

here's some tips:

BEFORE MERENTAS DESA:

1. couple of jogs few days before the big day
2. have some breathing exercise
   
3. eat sambal, asam laksa, curry, petai, drink soya etc. (for blue, green,red and yellow house members only;just to make your stomach upset)
4. tell yourself that you can beat the Malays
   
5. SKIP MR. MICHEAL'S CLASS

AFTER MERENTAS DESA:

1. admit your defeat by purple house
2. got to toilet to ease yourself
   
3. SKIP MR MICHEAL'S CLASS

last but not least:

you beat the Malays!

but why skip MR MICHEAL'S class?

cuz you wont wanna look like this:

trust me, you wont like it.

DISCLAIMER: I'm not a racist. I HATE racists.