Sunday, January 27, 2008

Taxi Drivers

ever met CHINESE taxi drivers and been into their taxi?

I've met one (today) and he rocked,

and he is quite Malay-ist......


Gosh,really freaking racist.
he complained about the Malays and the government.


Sounds irritated?
lol.. i don't think so.
In fact, I think that every statement of his are true.

He said (in Cantonese),"the Malays just hitch-hiked on a rocket to space and they felt so proud about it. They spend millions on the astronaut, and yet the National Science Centre and the Planetarium failed us."

What do you think?

Wei Kuang, who was with me, said that I've met a 'zhi gei' (good buddy), who share the same thoughts with me.

btw, if you wanna take taxi next time, go for Chinese taxi drivers. The story to Malay-ism is yet to be unfold.

This will be our revenge.


Go, Chinese, we can do it


p.s. don't try this on Chinese

Friday, January 25, 2008

Retard Spammers

Gosh. I seriously hate spammers these days

hate.
REALLY hate
REALLY REALLY hate
REALLY REALLY REALLY hate

man, there are freaking annoying aren't they?
don't they have anything better to do?


they are effing lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lamelame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame

because they effing spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam.

sigh, they freaked me out, and they are just as annoying as those Ma Lai Yan (i seriuosly hate them).


cant you see it ?retards.


So if you are reading this, please do not spam. You will end up like him.
and I'm proud to say that I do not spam.

choose not to spam. SPAM KILLS

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Happy Tree Friends- the epic video of Thaipusam

for the last few days, I was sort of in craze with HAPPY TREE FRIENDS...

those blood spillings, piercings, head choppings are totally awesome.
(not for kids btw...)

and I realized this :

isn't that like Thaipusam??


every element of the Happy Tree Friends is the SAME...just that it is once in the year LOL,
and it makes me wonder of my beloved classmate- Sri Ganesha

what will he be doing that day? piercing himself with the 'kavadi?'
i cant wait to see that... and a very Happy Thaipusam to you...
and to all my non-Indian friends, happy holiday too.....


sounds cool? you bet it.


p.s. PLEASE DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

STOMACH UPSET?

stomach upset and dont know what to do?
here's a remedy...

  1. stand up
  2. do a couple of deep breath and some stretching
  3. do not think of anything
  4. hold your breath for about 5 seconds
  5. try releasing it trough your @$$
this is what you get

FLATULENCE

OR fart for short

it really does help....
but i'm not into it...I prefer Barney...
who knows i might be the next DR. CHUA





have fun (farting).

Monday, January 21, 2008

First Blood

oh my , I've spilled my fist blood into it!
wtf man..this took me
40 MINUTES

just to finish it...
cool man... my connection speed rawks...

btw... its night already and i gtg soon....


here's a word for thought:

DUMP A PERSON BEFORE HE/SHE DUMPS YOU

dont get it?
ask wei kuang...and wen jie
here's my tribute to you man.
lol...all the best in life, to you both...

chow.