Wednesday, April 30, 2008

The road not taken

choose:
  1. public humiliation
  2. ear squat
  3. poked by wooden spear
  4. attend the marching practice

see? life is so much simpler if you choose no.4. Try to be civilized, not barbaric.

Monday, April 28, 2008

watch out!

you know who you are. do not fong fei kei again ar.

Oliver T.
Brian S.
Chua CY
etc etc...


Friday, April 25, 2008

Hear!Hear!

to all purple house marchers, please come everyday starting from Monday to Friday for marching practice.

time: 2.15 to 4.00
venue: bola jaring court, our secret place (ssshhh)


Please inform other marchers and spread the message. No fong fei kei please (you know who am i talking to). These uncivilized behaviors does not suits UNGU. We ARE civilized people.




p.s. I wonder how many ungu people will actually visit my blog. It just makes me wonder. AND who in the world is FISH and MASHIMARO. lol

Monday, April 21, 2008

M y first tag orhx

Name: Chua Li Shawn
Nickname: Bobo, purple Barney...
Name you wish you had: dunno... I'm kinda proud of mine
What do people normally mistaken your name as: swan (shawn)
Birthday: 22-7-1991
Birthplace: Pantai hosp. I think
Time Of Birth: forgot liao
Single or taken: like hell you know
Zodiac Sign: cancer gua... or is it leo?

YOUR APPERANCE
How tall are you: as tall as Yao Ming
Wish you were taller?: I am too tall to be taller
Short or long hair: Short hair
Ever dyed your hair a bizzare colour?: nah. .. very lala
Last time you did something dramatic with your hair: i spiked my hair?
Glasses or contacts?: glasses (wtf with glasses.. my specs are PLASTIC).
Do you wear makeup?: do I look I a girl to you?
Ever had hair extensions? duno wtf is that.
Paint your nail?: that will make me very sissy!I like it! (not)

IN THE OPPOSITE GENDER
Shy or outgoing?: both... but i think outgoing
Looks or personality?: both are equally important
Sexy or cute?: cute AND sexy.
Older or younger?: nah, it doesn't matter
Turn on: self-confidence, cheerful, pretty
Turn off: 38 girls and irritating

Flowers or chocolates?: CHOCOLATES! with nuts especially
Rap or rock?: rock.
Relationship or one night stand?: both.(muahaha)
School or work?: school. you will love school when you're working.
Love or money?: love and money.
Country or city?: does that really makes a difference?
Friends or family?: both

HAVE YOU EVER
Lied?: nah, I don't lie (*wink*)
Stole something?: is 'chor' considered steling?
Smoked: no and never
Hurt someone close to you: yah
Broke someone's heart?: yah
Wish you were a prince/princess: why would I?
Shaved your head?: hell no
Been in love: yup
Used chopsticks: everyday (I'm A CHINESE)
Sang in the mirror to yourself?:not that gay

FAVOURITES
Colour: purple and blue
Movie: haha...'Jumper'?
Location: peaceful place
Ever cried over someone?: yah
Is there anything you wish you could change about yourself: my attitude.

tagging:
i seriously don't know who to tag... maybe U5!

help meee

u5, stop gaying people...I know I am too good for you but I am not gay. YOU are gay and Your gayness has taken its toll on you. Look at your hand-The hand of a GAY.






p.s. I am a healthy man. LIVE LIFE TO THE MAX.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

我的第一个华语博客

为何我会用华文来写博客呢?


因为我要让大家知道话语的重要性!!!
身为华人,我们必须学习华文,要不也至少要会讲华语!!!
学多一个语言,可占优势,欺负那些笨蛋的马来人。(请按 ctrl-a)
至少他们不懂我们赌懒他们。哈哈!
所以我们要热爱华文!!!






请注意:这不是种族歧视。我不是极端分子。

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

FEAR NOT

to all purple house members, may you lend your ears and eyes to me...

fear not to the other house
fear not to our opponents
fear not of strong opponents
WE are purple house members,
WE will fight for victory.
If you think we can, WE CAN!!
other houses will admit their defeat to purple house!


ps. we are not doomed, its just situation are getting more interesting. Great job to all purple house members, you tried your best!
pps. it feels go to be BBAACCKK!!!YATA!!

Thursday, April 3, 2008

o.0

omg... i did not go online for



3 DAYS!!


hmm... maybe i will try breaking my record... or maybe not...I don't care...
damn tired because of the MSSD...zZZzZ