Back from the dead. Or maybe not.

hey people. i realized that i have not been blogging since the neolithic age, so i shall have a new entry. This post shall be on my pikachu.

awesome right?

Then again, maybe not. Anyway, have a great life peeps.

I'll be back

at the mean time, here's something to show:

By the by

this is interesting

Aparently-lah,

there is nothing interesting about my life to blog about. So I'll be back when I find anything interesting.

A lil' reminder to myself:

Study is fun
Lets have some fun
So lets study for fun

To

somebody who is just not used to change,

please move on for the better good.

LOL LOL

Aiyak

Sorry for the lack of update. it's because test is on next week. but I'll be back.

SOON

Where Am I?

Prison Break Season Finale:


presenting you the casts live from Taylors

Funtastic!

Transformers is AWESOME

Listen here

WARNING: I wil be watching Tranformers this coming Friday.
so PLEASE no spoilers.
or I'll kill you.

What happens,

when you come across a free bottle of juice and a Malaysian Taylor-ian?

is this:












People, say hi to my classmate, Eric-the typical Malaysian.

revived

I have to apologize for the the hot weather pass few weeks.

Because I'm too hot.

The fact is:

this is what girls do to make themselves feel good.

Look,

Level 12 in just 3 days.

How lifeless I can be.

Food for thought:

As once said by our very own Chua Li Shawn:

GO GET A LIFE

yay

this is my 100th post.

oops

sorry for the lack of update. A lot of things happened last week. I am now trying to get the blogging oomph back.

so I shall start with a picture post:

Spot the similarities

AND















RAWR-pawnxxor

For those who were wondering where I've been,

I have been away to a camp (well more like a bengkel pemilihan biasiswa thingy) from Yayasan TM. Starting from 26-29th of April.

I won't rant on every detail I've gone through the camp, but what I can do is to give you stalkers the highlights:

1. Met new friends from my group, like Jonathan, Azrif, Acap, Christine So What, Renu@ Reshmonu, Javed, Bliya@Billy, Sharidah, Yee, Wei Ting, Arina, and many many more. They are kind and friendly. ROXXOR.
   
2. There were lots of group talking and discussions.
   
3. Throughout the 4 days camp I had 12 meals.
4. There were no outdoor activities, very potong.
5. During the camp, I studied animals such as fish, ducks, chickens, cows, etc. I can excel in zoology. HAH.
6. I was labeled a pedophile just because I said Connie Talbot is cute (she was in the finals of Britain's Got Talent).
7. I'm not gay (refers to the word for homosexual guys) but I'm gay ( refers to the word for HAPPY). *zomg this sounds so wrong*.
   
8. I wrote essays.
9. There are gung ho "One Malaysia" Malaysians.
10. I sang oldies like 'My Way', 'Beautiful Sunday', 'Don't Worry Be Happy', etc.

yeah, so that wraps up the camp I've went to.


p.s. SORRY FOR THE TYPO ERROR. ITS SHARIDA. Flo-rida's sister. happy?

How to get caught under ISA

hi.

I'm just dropping by.

I got conned

for almost 3 months.

The cottage fries sold in 7-11 is RM3.20.

however,

The cottage fries sold in cafeteria of Taylor's University College is RM 2.80.

which means I got cheated 40 cents for like 3 months.

and I damn tulan.

Ego-ness in Taylor's A level stoodent.

While I was in JPA interview last Friday, I was introduced to this girl (not going to say who), who is currently studying A-levels, in Taylor's. So we had this little chat:

Me Girl

Hi. Nice to meet you, I'm Li Shawn.

Hello. I'm blah blah.

So you're studying?

Yeah, Taylors. Doing A-levels, studying pre-engineering subjects. (she's applying to study law though).

Oh I see. In Subang?

Yeah. How about you? Studying?

Me too. Doing SAM. studying Pre-engineering subejects too.

Ok, SAM sucks.

*Okaayyy, I've got nothing to say.*

what a refreshing perspective from a Taylors A level student.

Beware

Li Shawn wants the Nokia 5800 xpressmusic so badly that he is willing to steal, rob, or even kidnap ANYONE. So beware, he will kidnap you, rob you and then asks for a ransom, and lastly he will eat you off!

Actually he is good boy la.

LOL

I

practically did not support the Earth hour thingy. Because my house got struck by lightning and I technically can't switch off the lights.

However, I will not switch off lights even though there's no power failure or some crap stuff happening. Its because the stupid Earth hour thingy is just for show. Suddenly bastards who don't give a damn about our environment just pop in and start supporting this campaign. WHAT THE HELL. It is just like jumping onto the bandwagon such as idiots who don't watch football supports Man Utd just because many people do so. You suck.

Tagged. Or should I say being haunted.

. The person who tagged you.................Chia Ee Ling

2. Your relationship with him/her is................Good friend? very good friend.

3. Your 5 impressions of him/her.............. short! short! short! short! and not so tall. kind, friendly, sometimes she emos. lawl.

4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you..............endures my craps and complains? haha

5. The most memorable thing he/she had said to you.............. I'll be back. (wtf isn't that from the Terminator? haha just joking)

6. If he/she becomes your lover you will..............make her grow taller. haha. and make her a more chirpy and cheerful person.

7. If he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be..............no idea.

8. If he/she becomes your enemy, you will............pok her head

9. If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be.............entah lah.

10. The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now.............rob her!!!no la. Make her not that emo.

11. Your overall impression of him/her is............nice person

12. How you think people around you will feel about you? no idea. probably good and bad impressions?

13. The characters you love of yourself are...........I don't know. That means I am not an ego.

14.On the contrary, the characters that you hate about yourself............lazy? stubborn? particular about stuffs?

15. The most ideal person you want to be is...............just live life to the max

16. For people who care and love you, say something to them..........Thank you and I love and care for you too.

17. Pass this test to 10 persons who you wished to know how they feel about you.

1. MUST

2. I

3. TAG

4. PEOPLE?

5. I

6. AM

7. Killing

8. Innocent

9. Lives

10. if i do so.

18. Who is no. 6? ............n/a

19. Is no. 9 a male or female? ...........n/a

20. If no. 7 and no.10 together, is that a good thing? ............n/a

21. What is no. 2 studying about? ........................n

22. When is the last time you had a chat with no. 3? ..............n/a

23.What kind of music band does no. 8 like?............n/a

24. Does no. 1 have any siblings? .............n/a

25. Will you woo no. 3? .....................n/a

26. How about no. 7? ..................n/a

27. Is no. 4 single? ..................n/a

28. What is the surname of no.5? ...............n/a

29. What is the hobby of no. 10? ..................n/a

30. Does no. 5 and 9 get along well? ........................n/a

31. Where is no. 2 studying at? ......................n/a

32. Talk something casually about no. 1......................n/a

33 Have you tried developing feelings for no. 6? ...........n/a

34. Where does no. 9 live at? ..........n/a

35. What colour does no.4 like? ...............n/a

36. Are no. 5 and 1 best friends? .................n/a

37. Is no. 7 the sexiest person in the world? ...............n/a

38. What is no. 6 doing now? .................n/a

there you go, an honest tag.

Also,

that Malaysian Studies teacher has a blog.ZOMGWTFBBQ.

check out the highlighted part. ROTFLLMAO.

EPIC CRAP.

This,

is what we get to see during Malaysia Studies Class:

AWESOME.

OMG I got tagged and its ' 100 truths'

001. Real name → Chua Li Shawn
002. Nickname(s)→ vegetable bao (in Mandarin)
003. Zodiac sign →Cancer
005. Male or female → Male

006. Elementary → Peter and Jane, Tadika Yiu Yee (zomg its now called Tadika Didik Johan wtf)
007. Middle School → SJK(C) Puay Chai
008. High School → Catholic High School
009. College School → Taylor's Uni College
010. Hair color → black
011. Long or short → short
012. Loud or Quiet → both
013. Sweats or Jeans → both
014. Phone or Camera → Iphone and a DSLR
015. Health freak → I guess so
016. Drink or Smoke? → Drink
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → not really
055. Waiting for → to strike lottery

FUTURE:
058. Want kids?→ why not?
059. Want to get married? → Yeah
060. Careers in mind → Have no idea. yet.

WHICH IS BETTER IN THE BOY/GIRL YOU LIKE?
068. Lips or eyes → eyes
070. Shorter or taller? → Taller
072. Romantic or spontaneous → Both
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → that's weird. both
074. Sensitive or loud→ sensitive and loud
075. Hook-up or relationship → relationship
076. Trouble maker or hesitant → both

HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts → not yet. yay.
081. Ran away from home → Nah.
082. Held a gun/knife for self defense → Nah.
083. Killed somebody → No but I would like to. haha.
084. Broken someone's heart → I guess so
085. Been arrested → No
087. Cried when someone died → no.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself → Sometimes
090. Miracles → Yeah
091. Love at first sight → Probably
092. Heaven → Yes
093. Santa Claus → Nah
094 Tooth Fairy→ Nah
095. Kiss on the first date→ not really

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → Yeah
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → Sort of but I want more.
099. Do you believe in God → Not really
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people.

I tak mau. cuz its not even 100 truths if you count the questions. teehee.

We got our results,

SO WHAT?

We may have scored. But, in this failed country with failed education system, please don't go bragging about it. Its substandard nonsense with ridiculously rubbish in the core.

Rejoice when you ONLY graduated from university and got a secured job.

I am

getting VERY nervous. very.

No!! please don't eat me!!

I have a bright halo above my head

like this:

because I have done a great deed. Have you helped anyone?
sao pei la.

lol it was just finding a lost wallet and returning it to its owner. TEEHEE.

Hey

can someone tell or teach me how to learn Adobe Photoshop CS4?

for those who do not know what it is, now you know.

you stare at the screen cursing

hari ini manyak potong. Kerana saya bermain bola keranjang di malam. tiba-tiba hujan. walaupun tak lebat tapi saya dipaksa balik ke rumah oleh ibu bapa. selepas balik ke rumah, 30 minit kemudian hujan telah henti. Saya mayak tulan kao kao.

Wow

Spec Maths common test was..

Orgasmic


but please don't get misunderstood with this:

*in bliss*
look at u5's face. Its so wrong.

Happy Founder's Day!!!

today is the day where the Scouts were were founded by Lord Baden Powell.

that's him. Salute yo.

Lets make some things clear.

1.Lalas think that they are unique.
2.Emos think that they are cool.
3.Camwhores are low self-esteem people who needs comforting.
4.Clubbers think that they got a life.
5.Gays and Lesbians have wider perspectives.
6.Nerds and geeks are like retards, you can never understand them.
7.Bitches are vain dogs.
8.Politicians think that they are saints.
9.Party goers think that they are the happening ones.
10.Noob Bloggers think that its all about themselves.
11. Lamers think they rock.
12. People that scold vulgarities profusely think that they know it all.
13. Spammers need someone to talk to.
14. Crappers need someone to hear them.
15. Uncool idiots trying to act cool are the coolest bastards.

Li Shawn thinks that he does not fall into any of those categories.

This is so..

random.

a dog bite your butt.
you fart,
releases greenhouse gasses,
and it causes global warming.

AND,

I ate Chipster, and its nice!!!

its like the Pac man eating Chipster!!

well,

I wish I was back to the days where everyday were carefree days. Ah... well... don't you?

Today,

I GET TO EAT POTATO CHIPS!!! MUAHARHARHAR!!!

hell yeah.
it feels like heaven. You know Cottage Fries? Awesome.

OMG

i miss you all!!! especially 5S2-ians and you!!!

If

you got one wish, what are you going to wish for?

What I want to say is,

its nice knowing you.
rest in peace Yee Sook.

there you go

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!


hey!!! this is the fat version of Wen Jie laughing!!!

(the original wen jie)

how to unite...

Malaysians

very easy. Promote multi-racial breastfeeding.Why? So that when some racist guy tries to hurt someone, he will think twice before he strike. Because he might be fed by a mum with different race. WTF???

As said by my Malaysian studies teacher. Without the WTF.

look to your left and right, punch them.

What have you done to secure your future?
What are you going to do?
What do you want in life?
Have you think about it?

unlike all of you, I have got more burden. damn it. I am in a bad mood now.

p.s thanks everyone for their concern. especially you.

Bye

my ah ma just passed away. Its not something to brag about. so what i can say is that i will not post anything in near future.


rest in peace ah ma. I will make you proud. I love you.

The Epic Story of:

Fixing Your Line

1. day 1 (27/12/08): Line rosak, called Tm, sent technicians, and they concluded that the cable had gone haywire.
2. day 2(28/12/08): Technicians came to repair. Work not done.Will be back the next day.
   
3. day 3(29/12/08): Waited for nothing.
4. day 4(30/12/08): Waited for nothing. Can't even go online.
5. day 5(31/12/08): Waited until I got moss on my hair.
6. day 6(1/1/09): Don't give a damn. Went out.
7. day 7(2/1/09): Called Tm again. Waited for 5 minutes to get an operator to answer my call. Said that they will sent technicians over.
   
8. day 8(3/1/09): Waited until I have bird's nest on my hair.
9. day9(4/1/09): Waited again, and the eggs hatched.
10. day 10(5/1/09): Called Tm again, and the operator said thatTm will send technicians over.
11. day 11(6/1/09): Technicians came. And they concluded that the cable had gone haywire AGAIN.
12. day12(7/1/09): Fixed the line. All praise to TM.

What do you think? Efficient eh?

Bush doesn't agree with me.

My Resolution:

1. study hard
2. work hard
3. be serious
4. be happy
   
5. stay cool ( I know I am, but will continue being even cooler)

2009 will be a damn hectic year. Because I am taking SAM. Anyone else is taking SAM too? What is your resolution?

look here

HELL YES, I get to online now, and I using this opportunity to tell you guys that I am facing some problems with my internet connections. With this dulan-ness, I shall say :

happy new year by the way.